As a Finance Sis, I use a highly refined and market-tested calculation called the CPO (Cost Per Orgasm). Unfortunately, Finance Bro wouldn’t understand anything about that and is not eligible for consideration.
However, in most times, the initial period interest has to be capitalized in expectation of CPN decreases and satisfaction increases. Essentially font loading costs with the expectation of long term benefit flows. Yes
Women do this too though but emotional costs. Ugh he's a geek so I is kinda cute. Finance bros and engineers and computer science men..there's a trait that is similar in all
Women generally invest more before the date and therefore start off ‘in the reds’. However, the ROI is occasionally worth it and we get a ‘winner’. But we accept that diversifying our portfolio is the best hedge against losers. See what I did there 😉 girl math
Good catch on including value of interaction (e.g. good conversations) in the equation. Also I know it's hockey season, but any chance we can see more cottage dad? That's just a wholesome character
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Rollo Tomassi gonna start using CPN in his next book, if he hasn't already
You look like a funny version of Robert De Niro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"BOY" math for sure.
It's a foooodie caaaaall
And yet still eats like a Neanderthal…
makes sense to me, the honesty too, so efficient =). Also how do I select emojis when commenting on shorts?
I didn't know I needed finance bro dating analysis….but here we are
It's SO good! As a finance girl, I love this! So hilarious. I wish a guy would say this to me at lunch…we'd have so much fun with it.
Omg is that why he broke up with me??! 😂😂😅😢
As a Finance Sis, I use a highly refined and market-tested calculation called the CPO (Cost Per Orgasm). Unfortunately, Finance Bro wouldn’t understand anything about that and is not eligible for consideration.
Gotta start adding CPN to my lexicon lmao 😂
Chorizo pronounciation💀
Please collab with hoe_math..
However, in most times, the initial period interest has to be capitalized in expectation of CPN decreases and satisfaction increases. Essentially font loading costs with the expectation of long term benefit flows. Yes
CPN lmaooo
This gives me the ick so bad
We need that CPN excel spreadsheet!
I miss my co-worker finance bro. Dude was awesome 😂
Listen I would 100 percent prefer to have interactions with someone like this who is literally transparent with their motives 😂
Brother, you need to do acting. Your videos are incredible
I agree with everything except the pronunciation chorizo 😂
I think this guys a great actor at pissing me off
Douchedom 101😂this guy is hilarious
Women do this too though but emotional costs. Ugh he's a geek so I is kinda cute. Finance bros and engineers and computer science men..there's a trait that is similar in all
smart dude, figured out quickly the juice wasnt worth the squeeze.
“How is your chorizo?” is a fucking golden way to end that
Awesome 😂!
❤❤❤
Awesome 😂!
Real question is the OCPN
Opportunity cost per nut. I know you finance bros don't like to talk economics but it's really something to consider.
Women generally invest more before the date and therefore start off ‘in the reds’. However, the ROI is occasionally worth it and we get a ‘winner’. But we accept that diversifying our portfolio is the best hedge against losers.
See what I did there 😉 girl math
You say increases when you mean decreases
I did that math for my Russian gf and broke up with her. Till today she has no clue why I broke up with her
The orientation change is so jarring I was so confused 😂
Good catch on including value of interaction (e.g. good conversations) in the equation.
Also I know it's hockey season, but any chance we can see more cottage dad? That's just a wholesome character
You’re so hot! ❤️🔥
Why did “he” brake up with you? Is that what I heard?
I couldn't date a guy who only cares about money. Yes it's apart of survival. But you should enjoy life as well😅
Christoph Waltz level psychopathy 🤣
This sounds like a scene from “How I met your mother”
Such a douche bag… ugh!
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